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08 December 2014 @ 09:49 am
fic: The Next Food Network Star  
Title: The Next Food Network Star
Author: somehowunbroken
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson
Word Count: 1,531
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Notes: Dedicated to everyone who saw my tumblr post begging for someone to stop me from writing this and ignored it and/or laughed at my plight, but especially redundantthinking and ephemeraltea, who outright encouraged it.
Summary: "I hate him."

Dick snorts from his seat on the sofa. "You can't hate him, Jay, you've never even met him."

"I can and I do," Jason insists, slapping the magazine he's been holding down onto the counter. "
Food & Wine thinks he's better than me! Look!"

The Next Food Network Star, posted on AO3.