Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson
Word Count: 1,531
Notes: Dedicated to everyone who saw my tumblr post begging for someone to stop me from writing this and ignored it and/or laughed at my plight, but especially redundantthinking and ephemeraltea, who outright encouraged it.
Summary: "I hate him."
Dick snorts from his seat on the sofa. "You can't hate him, Jay, you've never even met him."
"I can and I do," Jason insists, slapping the magazine he's been holding down onto the counter. "Food & Wine thinks he's better than me! Look!"
The Next Food Network Star, posted on AO3.